Spiderman, what a fool! I think his dumbest power is his so-called "Spider Sense" where he can "sense" when danger is coming. If this power were so cool he would never get punched, yet each and every one of these new Spiderman movies Tobey McGuire gets his butt kicked, multiple times! So much for that crappy Spidey-sense!Climb walls, why not take the stairs, you's look like less of a freak.
And what is with hiding on the ceiling? Honestly, if I walked into a room and there was a 170lb spider on the ceiling I think I would notice! I sometimes notice the ones that weigh less than 1 gram- and those spiders aren't dressed in a bright red outfit dripping blood all over the place! Honestly!
I also wanted to address his so-called ability to swing through the streets on his web ropes! First, they make it appear that he swings in a straight line through the street while swinging from one web at a time. If he was swinging from a web attached to a building on his right he would swing to the right! Same for the left. Now, if he attached his web to a building far enough in front of him he could theoretically swing in a "somewhat" straight line, BUT in order for this to happen he would be swinging on a web so long that he would crash into the ground. (See diagram)
Another thing I have noticed is his ability to catch a grenade with his web and fling it back at his opponent. This was really cool . . . IF IT WAS POSSIBLE! Web is sticky, and if he caught it using sticky web it is likely to keep sticking to it. But nope; it somehow magically stays stuck just until he needs it to release. I think this a conspiracy to make people believe Spiderman has superpowers when he really doesn't. It just doesn't add up.
Working in a hospital I have seen some mean ol spider bites. Brown Recluse and Black Widow bites, but NOT ONCE have I seen these patient's have any super powers other than their super ability to annoy the heck out of their family members with their incessant whining! Coming from a medical standpoint a genetically engineered animal cannot pass on its genetically engineered DNA to anyone or anything except its own offspring. Spiderboy is faking it! What a sucker! He is completely delusional! He has no super powers! Honestly, if he really had super powers why would he date this (yes folks this is Kirsten Dunst-aka Mary Jane Watson).
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Poor Spiderman. He doesnt need to explain his SUPER POWERS to you and how he got them, and how he breaks the laws of physics to travel in a straight line down the streets.
Scientists are still figuring out DNA so i see no reason why somehow this DNA could be put into his body and then replicate. Maybe attack the in a similar fashion as Human immunodeficiency virus? It could be Arachnoid Trans-ability Virus. (ATV)
Naturally he feels abnormal. No one but him has ever experience anything like this. I would have anxiety. He has a longing for someone to accept him and he has found her. No matter what she may look like, it is what we can't see that really matters.
:)HAHAHAHA! I am such a nerd!
You would defend a bug!
You would KILL one of Gods many creations? Everything has a purpose in this world, and just because you cant see the purpose of something as small as a bug doesnt mean that you should kill it.
What is next? What will you not see the purpose in? Are you going to dispose of it?
This irrational judgement upon the supreme aspect of respect and purpose in all things can lead to such cruel and unjust behavior.
:)
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